If you eat, you will die

Here’s a story from Alan Caruba writing at the website http://www.anxietycenter.com/warning/main.htm#topstory, and the headline is, “Eating Food Will Kill You.” It is now a proven fact that eating food — any kind of food — will kill you. No one who has eaten food in the past is alive today and everyone currently eating food will die. Therefore, those noble people who seek to save us from eating every kind of food that the earth provides should be hailed and saluted for their efforts to keep us alive. Bunk!  Live long and prosper!

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